CSI: REED

So at 5:30am on Monday morning two, maybe three, Ass Clowns tried to break into Reed Space. They clipped our gate and tried to bust through our window.



"Broken glass everywhere"

So dudes didn't get anything cause there doo doo at stealing. It's like criminals just suck now. If your gonna steal be like the guy in France who spent a week tunneling into a bank to arrive in the vault during a holiday when the bank was closed. Dude lamped out with his crew, got down on some bread and cheese, got all trilly with the wine, stole a gang of loot and broke out. Then when he got caught, while defending himself in court, he jumped out a window onto a motorcycle, and he + the money have never been seen again. Now that's some shit.
Instead these guys got all apeshit on our window, giving up after 20 min. Buncha half ass suckers.