MONDAY BITES... Crime is up in the city 'cuase the money's tight?

Here is a way to make cash fast without the toast and a ski mask:

HOMEMADE son!!! You'll need:
Sugar
Extracts for flavor
A bowl
A very small funnel or you can use a rolled up piece of paper
A toothpick or something of the kind
Straws
Spoon
Lighter
Needle nosed pliers
scissors

Step 1: Take The lighter and melt one end of the straw. Quickly clamp the end with the needle-nosed pliers to make an airtight seal. make sure it's airtight by blowing into it. Seal that 'ish up!
Step 2: Take the scissors and cut off the bendy part of the straw. If it's not a bendy straw, you can charge more! Nah kid... just kidding. Nah kid... just kidding.
Step 3: Make a bunch of these and store them somewhere... (aka candy jar?)
Step 4: In a bowl, mix sugar with a little bit of the color or a flavored extract of your choice (stay away from stupid stuff like... bean or broccolli or anything bitter and funky; come on would you eat it?). Stir well with a spoon, and wait to dry. Let it sit overnight.
Step 5: Take out the bowl and crush down all of the dried sugar into the littlest bits you can.
Step 6: Using the small funnel, put the sugar into the straw until about a half an inch before it ends. Use the toothpick to push the sugar down the funnel.
Step 7: Use the same method from step 1 to seal the end. make sure you have no leaks.

Tips:
Use the bendy part you cut off; sell them as 'Sugar Shots'.
When selling, watch out! People of authority don't know what they are, and could mistake them for drugs. If you want to, you can add food coloring or get a vending license! Nah kid... just kidding.
If you have extra straws, let your friends buy them off of you wholesale and sell them. There's always EBAY. You think this is a joke... but you could be the next big candy maker if you wanted to. Nah kid... just kidding. Who knows... Good luck, times will get better.